the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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I almost wish I watched this show/knew this fandom just so I could more legitimately love this.
Miranda: Details of your incompetence do not interest me.
(Source: swifgrons)
infjlies:
You know me so well!
Omg and then when he gets pushed over. XD
(Source: agroans, via gaydhd)
Pretty random flowers at the flower store are pretty.
things. Boredom I am a male. I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I think i’m ugly. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I want a tattoo. I am self-consious about my body. I’ve have/had braces. I wear glasses I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. I have more than 2 piercings. I have a piercing in a place other than my ears I have freckles. I’ve sworn at my parents. I’ve run away from home. I’ve been kicked out of the house. I have a sibling less than one year old. I want to have kids someday. I’m in school. I’ve lost a child. I have a job. I’ve fallen asleep at work/school. I almost always do/did my homework. I’ve missed a week or more of school. I failed more than 1 class last year. I’ve stolen something from my job. I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation. Disney movies still make me cry. I’ve peed from laughing. I’ve snorted while laughing I’ve cried from laughing so hard. I’ve glued my hand to something. I’ve had my pants rip in public I was born with a disease/impairment. I’ve broken a bone. I’ve gotten stiches/staples. I’ve had my tonsils removed. I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend. I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. I had a serious surgery. I’ve had chicken pox. I’ve had measles. I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day. I’ve been on a plane. I’ve been to Canada. I’ve been to Mexico. I’ve been to Niagra Falls. I’ve been to Japan. I’ve celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. I’ve been to Europe I’ve been to Africa. I’ve been to Hawaii. I’ve gotten lost in my city. I’ve seen a shooting star. I’ve wished on a shooting star. I’ve seen a meteor shower. I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. I’ve been to a casino. I’ve been skydiving. I’ve gone skinny dipping. I’ve played spin the bottle. I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. I’ve crashed a car. I’ve been skiing. I’ve been in a play. I’ve met someone in person from Facebook. I’ve seen the Northern lights. I’ve sat on a roof top at night. I’ve played chicken. I’ve played a prank on someone. I’ve ridden in a taxi. I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show. I’ve eaten sushi. I’ve been snowboarding. I’m single. I’m in a relationship. I’m engaged. I’m married. I’ve gone on a blind date. I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper. I miss someone right now. I have a fear of abandonment. I’ve gotten divorced. I’ve had feelings for someone that didn’t have them back. I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t. I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did. I’ve kept something from a past relationship. I’ve had a crush on someone of the same sex I’ve had a crush on a teacher. I’ve been kissed in the rain. I’ve hugged a stranger. I have kissed a stranger. I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t. I’ve snuck out of my house. I have lied to my parents about where I am I am keeping a secret from the world. I’ve cheated while playing a game. I’ve cheated on a test. I’ve run a red light. I’ve been suspended from school I’ve witnessed a crime. I’ve been in a fist fight. I’ve been arrested. I’ve passed out from drinking. I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months. I’ve smoked I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them. I’ve eaten mushrooms. I’ve popped E. I’ve inhaled Nitrous. I’ve done hard drugs. I have cough drops when I’m not sick.-Because they taste good :P I can swallow about 3 pills at a time no problem. I have been diagnosed with depression. I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder. I’ve taken an anti-depressant. I’ve slept an entire day without needing to I’ve woken up crying. I’m afraid of dying. I hate funerals I’ve seen someone dying. Someone close to me has committed suicide. I’ve planned my own suicide.it was a long long time ago, and i only ever look back on it to see how much better off i am. happier, feeling more loved. better now. for anyone who read that and started to worry. I’ve attempted suicide. I’ve written a eulogy for myself. I own over 5 rap CDs. I own an IPod or an MP3 player. I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. I own something from Hot Topic. I own something from Pac Sun. I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece. I collect comic books I’ve highlighted my stuff.. weeeee, not doing lsat prep~
Boredom I am a male. I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I think i’m ugly. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I want a tattoo. I am self-consious about my body. I’ve have/had braces. I wear glasses I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. I have more than 2 piercings. I have a piercing in a place other than my ears I have freckles. I’ve sworn at my parents. I’ve run away from home. I’ve been kicked out of the house. I have a sibling less than one year old. I want to have kids someday. I’m in school. I’ve lost a child. I have a job. I’ve fallen asleep at work/school. I almost always do/did my homework. I’ve missed a week or more of school. I failed more than 1 class last year. I’ve stolen something from my job. I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation. Disney movies still make me cry. I’ve peed from laughing. I’ve snorted while laughing I’ve cried from laughing so hard. I’ve glued my hand to something. I’ve had my pants rip in public I was born with a disease/impairment. I’ve broken a bone. I’ve gotten stiches/staples. I’ve had my tonsils removed. I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend. I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. I had a serious surgery. I’ve had chicken pox. I’ve had measles. I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day. I’ve been on a plane. I’ve been to Canada. I’ve been to Mexico. I’ve been to Niagra Falls. I’ve been to Japan. I’ve celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. I’ve been to Europe I’ve been to Africa. I’ve been to Hawaii. I’ve gotten lost in my city. I’ve seen a shooting star. I’ve wished on a shooting star. I’ve seen a meteor shower. I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. I’ve been to a casino. I’ve been skydiving. I’ve gone skinny dipping. I’ve played spin the bottle. I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. I’ve crashed a car. I’ve been skiing. I’ve been in a play. I’ve met someone in person from Facebook. I’ve seen the Northern lights. I’ve sat on a roof top at night. I’ve played chicken. I’ve played a prank on someone. I’ve ridden in a taxi. I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show. I’ve eaten sushi. I’ve been snowboarding. I’m single. I’m in a relationship. I’m engaged. I’m married. I’ve gone on a blind date. I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper. I miss someone right now. I have a fear of abandonment. I’ve gotten divorced. I’ve had feelings for someone that didn’t have them back. I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t. I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did. I’ve kept something from a past relationship. I’ve had a crush on someone of the same sex I’ve had a crush on a teacher. I’ve been kissed in the rain. I’ve hugged a stranger. I have kissed a stranger. I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t. I’ve snuck out of my house. I have lied to my parents about where I am I am keeping a secret from the world. I’ve cheated while playing a game. I’ve cheated on a test. I’ve run a red light. I’ve been suspended from school I’ve witnessed a crime. I’ve been in a fist fight. I’ve been arrested. I’ve passed out from drinking. I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months. I’ve smoked I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them. I’ve eaten mushrooms. I’ve popped E. I’ve inhaled Nitrous. I’ve done hard drugs. I have cough drops when I’m not sick.-Because they taste good :P I can swallow about 3 pills at a time no problem. I have been diagnosed with depression. I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder. I’ve taken an anti-depressant. I’ve slept an entire day without needing to I’ve woken up crying. I’m afraid of dying. I hate funerals I’ve seen someone dying. Someone close to me has committed suicide. I’ve planned my own suicide.it was a long long time ago, and i only ever look back on it to see how much better off i am. happier, feeling more loved. better now. for anyone who read that and started to worry. I’ve attempted suicide. I’ve written a eulogy for myself. I own over 5 rap CDs. I own an IPod or an MP3 player. I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. I own something from Hot Topic. I own something from Pac Sun. I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece. I collect comic books I’ve highlighted my stuff.. weeeee, not doing lsat prep~
Boredom
I am a male. I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I think i’m ugly. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I want a tattoo. I am self-consious about my body. I’ve have/had braces. I wear glasses I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. I have more than 2 piercings. I have a piercing in a place other than my ears I have freckles. I’ve sworn at my parents. I’ve run away from home. I’ve been kicked out of the house. I have a sibling less than one year old. I want to have kids someday. I’m in school. I’ve lost a child. I have a job. I’ve fallen asleep at work/school. I almost always do/did my homework. I’ve missed a week or more of school. I failed more than 1 class last year. I’ve stolen something from my job. I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation. Disney movies still make me cry. I’ve peed from laughing. I’ve snorted while laughing I’ve cried from laughing so hard. I’ve glued my hand to something. I’ve had my pants rip in public I was born with a disease/impairment. I’ve broken a bone. I’ve gotten stiches/staples. I’ve had my tonsils removed. I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend. I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. I had a serious surgery. I’ve had chicken pox. I’ve had measles. I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day. I’ve been on a plane. I’ve been to Canada. I’ve been to Mexico. I’ve been to Niagra Falls. I’ve been to Japan. I’ve celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. I’ve been to Europe I’ve been to Africa. I’ve been to Hawaii. I’ve gotten lost in my city. I’ve seen a shooting star. I’ve wished on a shooting star. I’ve seen a meteor shower. I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. I’ve been to a casino. I’ve been skydiving. I’ve gone skinny dipping. I’ve played spin the bottle. I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. I’ve crashed a car. I’ve been skiing. I’ve been in a play. I’ve met someone in person from Facebook. I’ve seen the Northern lights. I’ve sat on a roof top at night. I’ve played chicken. I’ve played a prank on someone. I’ve ridden in a taxi. I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show. I’ve eaten sushi. I’ve been snowboarding. I’m single. I’m in a relationship. I’m engaged. I’m married. I’ve gone on a blind date. I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper. I miss someone right now. I have a fear of abandonment. I’ve gotten divorced. I’ve had feelings for someone that didn’t have them back. I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t. I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did. I’ve kept something from a past relationship. I’ve had a crush on someone of the same sex I’ve had a crush on a teacher. I’ve been kissed in the rain. I’ve hugged a stranger. I have kissed a stranger. I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t. I’ve snuck out of my house. I have lied to my parents about where I am I am keeping a secret from the world. I’ve cheated while playing a game. I’ve cheated on a test. I’ve run a red light. I’ve been suspended from school I’ve witnessed a crime. I’ve been in a fist fight. I’ve been arrested. I’ve passed out from drinking. I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months. I’ve smoked I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them. I’ve eaten mushrooms. I’ve popped E. I’ve inhaled Nitrous. I’ve done hard drugs. I have cough drops when I’m not sick.-Because they taste good :P I can swallow about 3 pills at a time no problem. I have been diagnosed with depression. I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder. I’ve taken an anti-depressant. I’ve slept an entire day without needing to I’ve woken up crying. I’m afraid of dying. I hate funerals I’ve seen someone dying. Someone close to me has committed suicide. I’ve planned my own suicide.it was a long long time ago, and i only ever look back on it to see how much better off i am. happier, feeling more loved. better now. for anyone who read that and started to worry. I’ve attempted suicide. I’ve written a eulogy for myself. I own over 5 rap CDs. I own an IPod or an MP3 player. I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. I own something from Hot Topic. I own something from Pac Sun. I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece. I collect comic books
I’ve highlighted my stuff..
weeeee, not doing lsat prep~
canyouchaseawaythedarkness:
revengekilledmyhopes: omfg Hahsha omg
revengekilledmyhopes:
omfg
Hahsha omg
Awh. Life without Tim Burton movies is a sad life.
(via gaydhd)
kanayafempreg:
gandalf-the-gray: meimrr: puridan: puridan: I will never not find this video hilarious reblogging this from myself because it’s still relevant and still hilarious yep OH MY GOD IT’S BEEN TOO LONG it’s bACK JESUS CHRIST
gandalf-the-gray:
meimrr: puridan: puridan: I will never not find this video hilarious reblogging this from myself because it’s still relevant and still hilarious yep OH MY GOD IT’S BEEN TOO LONG
meimrr:
puridan: puridan: I will never not find this video hilarious reblogging this from myself because it’s still relevant and still hilarious yep
puridan:
puridan: I will never not find this video hilarious reblogging this from myself because it’s still relevant and still hilarious
I will never not find this video hilarious
reblogging this from myself because it’s still relevant and still hilarious
yep
OH MY GOD IT’S BEEN TOO LONG
it’s bACK JESUS CHRIST
My roommate and I watch this to procrastinate from homework on a daily basis.
(Source: krystalcox, via gaydhd)
Nah, I don’t have much homework tonight. What’s up?
This. Forever. I do this all the time.
